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1 week ago on 10/10/2014

via: spookykaiserin
origin: invisiblehallows


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1 month ago on 8/25/2014

via: combeferret
origin: noknuckles
working retail

noknuckles:

me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.



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2 months ago on 8/10/2014

via: walkinginthe-air
origin: naniithran
reblog if your vagina glows in the dark


simplypotterheads:

WhatsOnStage update: congratulations to Rupert Grint for his Newcomer of the Year Award for his role in Mojo, and to Daniel Radcliffe for his Best Actor Award for his performance in The Cripple of Inishmaan! [source]

simplypotterheads:

WhatsOnStage update: congratulations to Rupert Grint for his Newcomer of the Year Award for his role in Mojo, and to Daniel Radcliffe for his Best Actor Award for his performance in The Cripple of Inishmaan! [source]



My name is Patrick Bateman. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I’ll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.



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9 months ago on 1/19/2014

via: bobbygaudio
origin: amywiliams

American Psycho - The Musical

American Psycho - The Musical





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10 months ago on 12/9/2013

via: penguin-laura
origin: satans-bacon
saucycuervo:

satans-bacon:

The Euthanasia Coaster is a concept for a steel roller coaster designed to kill its passengers. In 2010, it was designed and made into a scale model by Julijonas Urbonas, a PhD candidate at the Royal College of Art in London. Urbonas, who has worked at an amusement park, stated that the goal of his concept roller coaster is to take lives “with elegance and euphoria.” It is a ride to the death. The seven loops or “inversions” put the human body under such stress that it causes the brain to be starved of oxygen, as the heart simply cannot push blood against the enormous g-forces. Even if it kills you, it is designed to still be a fun death. An honourable thought, if rather macabre.

I can make a rollercoaster that kills people too.
and I dont have my phd

saucycuervo:

satans-bacon:

The Euthanasia Coaster is a concept for a steel roller coaster designed to kill its passengers. In 2010, it was designed and made into a scale model by Julijonas Urbonas, a PhD candidate at the Royal College of Art in London. Urbonas, who has worked at an amusement park, stated that the goal of his concept roller coaster is to take lives “with elegance and euphoria.” It is a ride to the death. The seven loops or “inversions” put the human body under such stress that it causes the brain to be starved of oxygen, as the heart simply cannot push blood against the enormous g-forces. Even if it kills you, it is designed to still be a fun death. An honourable thought, if rather macabre.

I can make a rollercoaster that kills people too.

and I dont have my phd

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10 months ago on 12/9/2013

via: msalanabloom

lameborghini:

this is a formal apology to everyone that has ever tried to text me